SAD2012 #7- How to ruin a show.

I wrote a first sketch for a show that doesn't exist with an uncasted cast. That would, hopefully, and efficiently, end the show before it starts and totally confuse the audience.
There is audience participation.
There is a crown.
There are tears.

I'm not sure I should go on with the process because of how awesome these two pages are.

SAD2012 #5 & #6 - Family Dinner and Liver & Onions

I succeeded at what I attempted last night. I got one longer sketch about a 50's family dinner with some strange subdued sexual tension and a black out about liver and onions.
Don't get me wrong I don't have a problem with liver, onions, or their shared place on the plate.
Also doing two, I am one ahead.

SAD2012 #4 - Santorum!

I thought this would be better and easier when I thought of it this morning. I think this idea will get revisited as a full sketch as opposed to a series of extended blackouts.

Which reminds me I'm invoking a heretofore unspake rule: you can write a new sketch on the same theme, but not redraft a sketch.

Also note that I thought I'd get a bit of freebie with a black out and a sketch today and in theory could break up the three black outs, but because of integrity and merit, balls and gumption. I will not.

And for the cause of equality and right to privacy in your own damn bed among consenting adults:
Santorum

SAD2012 #3 - Toothpaste & Insomnia

This sketch was drawn from first hand experiences.
Again dabbles in the bizarre and absurd. I thought about it all day starting at about 3am. So it flowed pretty well and came rather smoothly. There was some detouring for medical jargon as well as a shout out to a doctor friend because I feel that fake accuracy is important in matters comedic.

SAD2012 #2 - Frog & Turtle

I wrote about technology in the swamp. I was slightly distracted by missing a sorta date to Second City and then I turned on the Blackhawks. But as long as it's play-by-play I don't get too distracted, just when commercials come on.

SAD2012 - #1

I wrote about a life alert pendant that becomes a little too friendly.
I felt like I rambled a bit on the dialogue and thought I'd be more efficient.
Not sure if the Jack Daniels helped.
Also have to not rely on the internet to immediately gratify my "how do you spell" or "is that accurate" instances.