Cattlegrazing.
Witness the trials of writing a sketch a day during 2012, where 140 characters won't cut it.
A Subterranean Underground Production: Internet Literature Division.
"Do I dare disturb the universe?"
Thursday, May 31, 2012
Sunday, January 29, 2012
Tuesday, January 24, 2012
SAD2012 #24 - Crossroads
Did you know that Indiana was the product of incest between Illinois and Ohio?
@TheBestFitz knows.
@TheBestFitz knows.
Saw this picture from AP...
I think the slogan is interesting because Mitt earns his money from investing, and if you believe Newt's plan to revise the tax code with an alternative flat tax, Mitt wouldn't pay any income tax. Mitt is running for President, but doesn't really have a job. And if you don't have a job you're not working. So kettle who's black now? The President, that's who.
Not really sure where I was going with that save I got myself hooked on livetweeting last night's debate.
Monday, January 23, 2012
SAD2012 #23 - Contact Lenses
Good for filming... because of the jump cut.
A doctor insists on his option for care. There is a political bent at the end which may or may not make literal sense.
A doctor insists on his option for care. There is a political bent at the end which may or may not make literal sense.
Sorted to:
2 person,
contact lens,
doctor,
patient
Sunday, January 22, 2012
SAD2012 #22 - Mountain Sheep
A viking goes to his neighborhood, yet contemporary, grocery.
Sometimes he has slept in a mountain sheep.
I believe this require some editings by my troth.
SAD2012 #19 & #20 - Opener & Office Party Crashers
So this weekend I worked not nearly as much as I hoped I would. BOO.
However with a bit more diligence, making beer and making sketches can be quite synergistic.
#19 Opener for a show, a bit nostalgic, a bit somber, not much of a bit. Probably another cop out sketch compared to...
#20 Two guys who are not so obviously welcome at an office christmas party.
However with a bit more diligence, making beer and making sketches can be quite synergistic.
#19 Opener for a show, a bit nostalgic, a bit somber, not much of a bit. Probably another cop out sketch compared to...
#20 Two guys who are not so obviously welcome at an office christmas party.
Sorted to:
3 person,
4 person,
catering,
coworkers,
hedge funds,
history,
monologue,
MSU,
vice president,
wine
Saturday, January 21, 2012
SAD2012 #21 - Dinner Out
Based on a true to life story retold to me and then augmented, like augmented reality on a phone, but on a stage instead.
What happens when a lowland silverback hippy child gets her dreams shattered by a JerzShore Spoiler in a fine dining restaurant?
What happens when a lowland silverback hippy child gets her dreams shattered by a JerzShore Spoiler in a fine dining restaurant?
Sorted to:
4 person,
alt swearing,
dinner,
female,
Jersey Shore,
restaurant,
waiter
Wednesday, January 18, 2012
SAD2012 #17 - W
I think I've invented a character who lives in a lame script. My keyboard has started to fail on certain keys, namely some shifting and returning.
Coincidental? Probably not.
Coincidental? Probably not.
SAD2012 #8 - #16 - Catch up... almost.
A brief rundown because I know you missed it and I need to get keys pumping because I don't want to be more than one behind...
#8: I wrote about a little girl who commits the ultimate act of treason, internet piracy (boo sopa).
#9: What price would you pay to keep your mouth shut at work?
#10: This sketch is an ultrapremium aspirational brand. It's probably not for you.
#11: A cheap black out with a laser pointer. In the future.
#12: T O P S E C R E T #1. ( bizzarre )
#13: A security guard foils a crime, only get this, he's drunk.
#14: TV presenters get hunted on their travels. I've said too much.
#15: Cell phones and cars are dangerous. Really really dangerous.
#16: Did you know that Rick Santorum's wife dated a man 40 years her senior who actually delivered her? Yeah I know super creepy, but she had a great ass sooooo...
OK, on to write one new thing and only be one behind...
#8: I wrote about a little girl who commits the ultimate act of treason, internet piracy (boo sopa).
#9: What price would you pay to keep your mouth shut at work?
#10: This sketch is an ultrapremium aspirational brand. It's probably not for you.
#11: A cheap black out with a laser pointer. In the future.
#12: T O P S E C R E T #1. ( bizzarre )
#13: A security guard foils a crime, only get this, he's drunk.
#14: TV presenters get hunted on their travels. I've said too much.
#15: Cell phones and cars are dangerous. Really really dangerous.
#16: Did you know that Rick Santorum's wife dated a man 40 years her senior who actually delivered her? Yeah I know super creepy, but she had a great ass sooooo...
OK, on to write one new thing and only be one behind...
Sorted to:
2 person,
4+ person,
female,
host,
male,
Media,
meta,
props,
psa,
santorum,
Surfing,
technology
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